AI roast. Human-grade rescue.
Your resume called. It needs better material.
Upload your resume for a brutally funny, shareable critique. When you are done laughing, get a careful rewrite tailored to the job you want.
The roast is free. You decide what gets shared.
Our line in the sand
Roast the writing. Respect the person.
Funny, never cruel
Private until you share
No invented achievements
One document. Two very different jobs.
First the riff. Then the rewrite.
Comedy makes the feedback easy to hear. Editing turns it into a resume a hiring manager can understand in seconds.
- 01
Upload the resume
Drop in the document you have today. Your contact details stay out of the shareable roast by default.
- 02
Get the punchline
AI spots tired phrases, vague bullets, and accidental comedy, then turns the critique into a post-ready roast.
- 03
Choose the useful ending
Keep the laugh for free, or add a job posting and have the resume rewritten for the role you actually want.
Laugh free. Pay for the serious work.
Pick the ending your resume deserves.
One-time packages, not another subscription lurking in your bank statement.
THE RIFF
Free Roast
$0
For candid feedback you might actually enjoy reading.
- AI resume critique
- Shareable roast image
- Actionable problem list
Job-Targeted Rewrite
A careful rewrite shaped around one real job posting, while keeping every claim honest.
$40
one time
Need a general cleanup instead?
Resume Rescue rewrites structure and bullets without targeting one posting.
$25 one time
No funny business
Before you upload
Your move
Give your resume a better comeback.
Start with the free roast. Keep the jokes, fix the weak spots, and send a sharper version when the right role appears.